Dick a la carte

n. A male booty call or side piece. The male version of a "mistress". Dick on the side, without the relationship main course.

"nah gurl he ain't my boyfriend! He just my dick a la carte."

by BobOfTheJungle July 20, 2016

La Lechera

La Lechera (the milk maiden) is the gf dressed in her revealing Halloween costume going to her bf"s house trick or treating.

La Lechera in her revealing costume knocked on her bf's door Halloween night. On opening the door, he got a case of dick butterflies and he couldn't wait so she relieved him, pumping out his hot milk.

by gringo feliz October 9, 2014

la creme

This is what Christoph Waltz would want to do to you.

Example: "Micha, let me la creme you."

by MichaSucks November 1, 2013

LA RAZA

Some people claim they come from "la raza" but most of them don't. Some people just say that because they want to look cool

Ayy bro im from "la raza,

Bro no you ain't you from new york

by El juanchito December 4, 2017

Cream a la Boog

When a man ejaculates into a person nostril then the person blows her nose and eats it.

Last night Robbie gave Chris-tina a Cream a la Boog for dinner.

by P-bo May 8, 2008

no mame la tit

Extended and funnier version of no mames. It specifies that the one must stop sucking "the tit".

Kevin: You gotta man up and stop being a lil bitch.
Rudy: No mame la tit!

by Kevin Ortiz Segovia November 26, 2006

load a la mode

baking up a load of cum

Hey waiter I'd like to order the load a la mode.
Coming right up!

by dirty danglers June 19, 2010