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Captain

Somebody who talks about themselves too much
Captains always talk about what they do.

I did this, I did that, I feel, I think, I, I, I, I.
My, my, my Me, me, me,
by Ocoolnz May 9, 2022
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Captain Kuro solos

Captain kuro solos and he is the goat.
"Captain Kuro solos the entire animeverse"
by ImLowkeyJustAChillGuy June 14, 2025
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Captain and his crew

At the nude beach, I let the captain and his crew sail free on the open ocean.
by Mcpenis September 6, 2013
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Captain Dominick

Someone with an unsatisfiable desire for cock in and around their bodily orifices.
Wow, I love cock so much, I’m like a Captain Dominick.
by MicrowaveMaster69 September 29, 2021
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Captain Blackhook

Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.
captain blackhook is a prime example of judism.
by runnyass March 12, 2011
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Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.
D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
by Natquik May 24, 2020
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Captain chin

Captin chin someone who exceeds 7 chins
Guy 1 :that looks like captain chin
Guy 2: no that cant be they only have 4 chins
Guy 3: Cheyennes at work anyways
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