National cheesedick day

A day for all the suck-ups and kiss-asses to commemorate their cheesedickishness. This holiday is celebrated on 11 July, The day after national dick cheese day.

"Hey frank, happy national cheesedick day!"

by King of the Rats September 29, 2020

National No Snitching Day

National no snitching day
Every 12th of November nobody can snitch on you. If they do you are allowed to punch them up to 30 times on their arm.

Person 1: *Steals pen*
Person 2: *snitches*
Person 1: You are not allowed to snitch, it's national no snitching day *punches on arm 27 times*

by Bob Graffer October 10, 2020

national sheerin day

the national day of sheerin

“hey, did you know it’s national sheerin day on the 15th of October?”

by kylemcginleysgrannie October 14, 2020

national volleyball day

October 15! October 15 is national volleyball day!

volleyball girl one: what’s your favorite day
volleyball girl two: October 15!

volleyball girl one: why?
volleyball girl 2: it’s national volleyball day!

by averyybrown October 14, 2020

National Eddsworld Day

A show called Eddsworld and it's completed on this day. To support Edd Gould Who lost to cancer.

Tom: Hey Guys! It's National Eddsworld Day!
Edd: :D
Matt: :D
Tord: :D

by Ashter?! November 1, 2023

National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.

National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

National Rape Day

April 24th is a TikTok declared national holiday created by “men.” Anyone who participates in this holiday should run a truck into a oil refinery whilst they are inside.

P.S.- Men is in quotes as the government has yet to find the original video and there are very few videos supporting the holiday. Almost all of the videos seem like jokes as I have mostly seen ones with girls dancing in the background or where they film themselves and add dialogue above it.

Random ass hobo: National Rape Day is April 24th! So excited!

Me: Run a truck into an oil refinery.

by goofy irish adhd diabetic boy April 24, 2023