Spermachief

A Handkerchief that one uses for masturbation (male) to catch the ejaculate upon orgasm

Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief

Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 8, 2018

Spermatozoon

The unfortunate act of premature ejaculation, particularly for an Italian male.

I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.

by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018

Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Spermanny

GAy retard nigga minecrafter

you a nigga like spermanny

by ProffesionalKillerOfNIggers October 24, 2018

Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.

Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.

by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019

Sperm

The dumbest of the dumb. Most underdeveloped live being to ever exist on the planet Earth. An absolute squid and a worse insult than calling someone "a fucking idiot" and "an absolute dumbass".

You're dumber than a one year old child Ramya, you're a fucking sperm.

Bill Cosby has to be the biggest sperm I have ever seen.

by xxx_SquidLover69_xxx June 30, 2019

Spermathon

When your sperm do 42 (micro) kilometres for their chosen charity(s).

How did your little guys do at the Spermathon earlier bro?

by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019