squaddle butt

A huge flat dumpy saggy ass on a "thikin"

"Hey Matt" says Jesse "THIS is my Friend JENNY shes real nice." "You only say that cause she has a little thick and she has a huge SQUADDLE BUTT!! says Matt...in front of her.

by I like dumpers August 26, 2007

SQUAD LEADER

A name given to someone so awesome, they use special ops communication in day-to-day life.

Brad: "Hey Matt!"
Matt: "THIS IS SQUAD LEADER TO BRAVO SQUAD, OVER."

Brad: "Dude, I farted so bad."
Matt: "SHOTS FIRED, NEED BACKUP."

by ZUUUUUULE December 25, 2008

Squatstretch

To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.

Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.

by Spleenvent September 5, 2006

Squab

An ugly chick. In reference to baby pigeons, which are quite hideous, but used in this case to refer to an unattractive female.

Bloke #1: "Man, did you see that squab?"

Bloke #2: "Yeah, bro, she looked busted."

by Nick Kitz December 12, 2007

circular firing squad

People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.

The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.

by federalq2b October 3, 2004

teen girl squad

the most awesomest cartoon ever! made by Strongbad!With Cheerleader, SO-and-SO and WHats-her-face and the Ugly one! THis cartoon is more awesome then u can imagine!!!!

I have a crush on every boy

by coolpersonyo August 23, 2003

squab

A 2 player game where you tap your thighs twice and then do one of three hand movements. These include

Load a gun: Where you point your hands up with them shaped like guns.

Fire a gun: When you point your hands at your opponent in the shape of a gun.

Shield: Put your hands to the opposite shoulder, as if your protecting yourself.

You can't fire a bullet if you didn't load one, and you win when you fire at the opponent and they were loading.

We were squabbing all the time down at Camp.

Let's squab.

by zuesapus August 11, 2009