Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.

"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"

by mm_16 January 7, 2024

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Short stack

Short stack is a short tempered midget that likes to go home after a long day at school and touch himself to pictures of his younger cousin he loves to rub his clit with a tellitubby doll and makes little moaning noises while he does it, he usually does it until his parents come home and lets them walk into his room to catch him when they do he shouts "Yahtzee" and cums all over his mum's face she screams but secretly enjoys it and then his miso walks in and wets herself at the site of it all then he jumps up on all fours and screeches as he jumps out of a window and runs off into the night completely naked

Ohhh look its short stack again he always does that stuff

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?

by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024

Girl shorts

Girl shorts are for girls that attract men who have ass Fetish and are most likely to use their dumb fucking pick up lines that aren’t even good. Girl shorts show the ass of girls and sometimes the butt crack that everyone would be surprised of and she will be unaware that it’s even there.

Nene: hey girl you a refrigerator? Cause I wanna eat you up and open whatever’s inside of you
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?

by Hot povket March 25, 2022

SHORT KING

not jacob cause jacobs tall

(boy) “what are your thoughts on SHORT KINGS”
(girl) “are you talking about jacob?”
(boy) “no”

by rhajshwbagdhhwva August 12, 2023

short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021