post of fucked 

When you are that tiny bit far from getting owned or pwnt by someone or something. To be used only in dire situations.

"Dude you know that assignment on the French Revolution? I didn't know that it was due next lesson."
"Dude you are post of fucked."
"No shit."

"I'm post of fucked, since I impregnated her."
"Why? You're married aren't you?"
"Yeah but I'm a lesbian."

post of fucked by Mrs 69 February 15, 2009

Post Maturpooping 

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

Post Maturpooping by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

post secret 

The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.

Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.

post secret by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011

Post-Rap 

A sub-genre of music stemming from rap music. What defines this genre is the lyrics. Rap was all about struggling in the ghetto and slums and being oppressed by the man and being an "MC", being able to spit a rap at anytime, things like that. Post-Rap is what we hear today (2011), its lyrics are about pussy, and money and sex, things of that nature, and no one is an MC in Post-Rap.

Rap (80s-90s): Tapac, The Notorious B.I.G., MC Shan, Ice Cube, Eminem, Jay-Z

Post-Rap (00s - present): Lil` Wayne, Busta Rhymes, Wiz Khalifa, Kanye West

Post-Rap by huntrguy102 November 30, 2011

Post Concert Depression 

It's none existent it's a mockery of depression and needs to be stopped pcd isn't true because your "depression" last for only a certain amount of time. It mocks people who have depression and it's not okay use post concert sadness it's honestly not that hard and that's how you truly feel sad you don't "develope" depression after one concert that's not how things work so please be more aware and you the term post concert sadness rather than pcd

'dude post concert depression got me all messed up'
'Post concert depression isn't real, It mocks people who have depression and you aren't depressed you are sad.'

Post Concert Depression by ixnayonthehombre January 12, 2016

Post nut clarity 

When a nigga only likes u for your coochie and not u

I didn’t really like her it was just post nut clarity.

Post nut clarity by MusaLeak2022 December 7, 2022

Post-It note 

When defacing a public restroom stall by smearing one's shit on the interior stalls wall with one's own underwear, leaving the underwear on the interior of the door, face high, held up by the drying shit, for the next person.

When I went to the bathroom at Target, I was surprised that someone left a smelly Post-It Note Especial hanging in the door for me.

Post-It note by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003