shadow porn

The act of watching the shadow of too people having sex ween they don't know they are being watched.

We just saw some shadow pornography in the parking lot

by AFE and IB July 30, 2015

Bag Porn

The lovely plastic encased magazines at the top of the magazine rack.

This book store is awesome, they don't bag their porn like other stores. Bag porn sucks.

by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011

Waffle Porn

Young People Who Like To Jack Off To Old Granny Pornography

Some Guy named Bob Had a Fear Of Rejection From Hot Girls.
So Bob Tried Masterbating To Old Granny Porn. And He Enjoyed It. He Now Enjoys Waffle Porn Aloooot. Poor Bob.

by Chronic Masterbator June 28, 2009

porn coffie

The coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch porn while your parents are asleep.

"Man, last night was harsh. I was up 'til 3am looking at porn. But i had my porn coffie so it was alright. Thank god for porn coffie."

by Skler December 6, 2007

Dog Porn

The stimulating and exciting sight (for dogs) provided by any dude who rides a skateboard through a city park densely inhabited by people with dogs

Man I crossed Central park today on my Z flex Cruiser and became "dog porn" for all the crazed canines being walked by their owners

by SkaterDudeHell September 7, 2016

porn-sized

Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )

"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"

"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"

by DeezilRam December 6, 2006

Anti-Porn

A tv show or movie that is of the same quality of a porn that shows little or no nudity.

Sister: watching tv
Brother: what are you watching
Sister: Graduation Week, it's about 5 different couples
Brother: This movie is such Anti-Porn

by Dode April 3, 2009