Sweat the pipe 

Jacking off, masturbating, pleasing ones self

I wanted to sweat the pipe after I saw that girl.

That girl sweat my pipe pretty well

Sweat the pipe by Alex, Sean, Jake, Drew March 1, 2011

Poor Man's Pipe 

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.

Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.

Poor Man's Pipe by Jockco willy May 6, 2013

burst your pipe 

1) To shoot ones firearm

2) To ejaculate

If that wasteman comes to the yard again burst your pipe

burst your pipe by Wenchilada September 27, 2013

King of Pipe city 

To receive so much anal sex from someone in power you are referred to as King of pipe city

George: wow Alan sucks up to the boss so much

Jake:
Yeah you know he is the king of pipe city

King of Pipe city by Queenofemall April 27, 2015

juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.

Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt

juan ortega pineda by Bliz May 14, 2015

Flush the Pipes 

To piss in your partners ass.

"Did you hook up last night?"

"Yeah, she let me flush the pipes. It went everywhere when she sat down for a post flushing cig."

Flush the Pipes by Ernie Whackers April 12, 2016

he got pined 

To be hammered as hell. Comepletely destroyed by alcohol

Dude did you see David last night? He got pined. Im not sure if he blacked out or not.

he got pined by Jonesboston December 3, 2016