pant-load

1) A shit-load, a very large amount of something. Similer to a zillion.

2)Somebody who is full of shit, a shit bag.

1) There's a pant-load of ants in my pants.
2)Hey, say 'vaya con dios', dude! Hey, say it! I'm talking to you! Pant-load!

by Comrade 47 April 21, 2008

Ass pants

Pants that has the back end or seat of them cut out where it will show your bare ass. Ass pants are always worn without underwere.
Often worn by queers.
Also worn by women when they want to show off there ass to men.

Look at Kathy in those ass pants!

by Deep blue 2012 December 22, 2009

In my pants

Someone who sleeps with you is descibed has being in your pants!

"I'll get you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget!"

by Trinkbar_Trina March 30, 2005

Jam Pants

what retards wear to school

chris wore jam pants to biology class.

by youknowwho89 September 25, 2005

nuddy pants

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! naked freaks who run up and down the street.

Heyyyyyy!!! lets go dance in the nuddy-pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bIg Hairee Schlong September 26, 2003

Pukey Pants

A person who goes wine tasting in Sonoma and pukes all over her friends new BMW, and a small childs lemonade stand.

Oh my god!, Sylvia was such a pukey pants last weekend in Napa!!!!

by marrissaisawhore June 11, 2006

wallpaper pants

pants that are too tight and look as if they were made from the annoying wallpaper in your great grandmothers bathroom.

usually spotted on middle aged women...normally mothers of teenaged girls who want to burn the pants.

OMG...my mom bought new wallpaper pants...:( i thought i got rid of them for good!

EWWWWWW ***twitch*** your mom's wearing wallpaper pants!

YESSS THE WALLPAPER PANTS ARE DEAD

those wallpaper pants are too tight! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!

why do fat people wear spandex wallpaper pants? IT BURNS

by Diana, Emily, and Bianca August 23, 2007