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crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.
I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.
by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015
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Piping

A sexual act, commonly done by sucking the cum off of a man's dick from the tip only like an Indian pipe circle, putting one's face towards the sky and spit-taking it like smoke or mist.
While she was sucking on the tip, I nat and she started piping it into the air man, most beautiful shit I've ever seen.
by Noonis September 4, 2018
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Water Piping

Havin rough hard sex with your plumbing and pipes.
Tony what are you doing..? Im just water piping my sink.
by SackFondelation223 July 31, 2021
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pipe

1.the guy piped the ball.
meaning: he played the ball in a wrong way
2.fam,you're a pipe in video games
meaning: you're so bad in playing video games.
by OG Habeeb April 5, 2022
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San Diego Pipe Cleaner

A San Diego Pipe cleaner is when two consenting adults engage in urethral play using a rusted worn down pipe cleaner. In some cases the color may vary to describe the user's sexual preferences. Ex a woman with an orange pipe cleaner indicates she's looking for other women.
"Yo dude I just did a San Diego Pipe cleaner with my girl last night. Her urethra was bleeding!"
by Assblastfucker July 2, 2025
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Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer
Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!
by keesville March 4, 2022
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crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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