Daddy-Long-Legs

Noun, British term for Crane-Fly.

Annoying member of the Arachnid family that flys into your home just to die, has a habit of commiting suicide in people's drinks.

Fuck! Not another daddy-long-legs in my drink again

by KittenSlayer September 13, 2006

One legged wombat

Using a womans prosthetic leg to beat her with it.

That handicapable womans breath smelled like hot garbage and she was up in my face, so I gave her some breath mints with a side of one legged wombat.

by Colin moecain January 31, 2008

Anit Got The Legs

Anit got the legs, is a great way to tell someone you are tired and cannot leave the house due having low energy levels.

This is particularly handy for someone who doesn't accept a no for an answer.

Sandhu: What cracker lacking? Fancy playing football today?

Bullbesh: Nah sorry lad, I anit got The legs today!

by BizzleLop June 13, 2011

Ol' burn leg

Nickname one gives to a person who has a massive 3rd degree burn covering any large portion of their lower extremities, specifically their leg(s).

"Who you working with tonight?"
"Ahh, I think ol' burn leg."

by bjd0244 April 18, 2009

5 legged caribou

A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.

Im about to get that 5 legged Caribou.

by Romy Hart July 07, 2014

Three legged stool

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 03, 2021