Steve Jobs

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.

“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”

by outer spec February 29, 2024

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steve twerkle

A woman that is on her period and twerking at the club on someone. When she stops and sees a red stain on the pants of the one being twerked on, then asks "did I do that"?

Noun. Did I do that? As she sees her period blood on the pants of the one being twerked on. Steve twerkle on his pants

by Bp127 March 1, 2024

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Steve Kuhlke

A paraplegic paramedic from the Crewe area of Liverpool

He was a right Steve Kuhlke

by Sausagefuckles March 11, 2024

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Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s

When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.

Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend

by No Tango and no Cash March 25, 2024

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Steve

The first gay man, who fucked Adam in the ass... and Adam lowkey loved it but preferred to stay in the closet. Eve was hysterical btw, but was glad that at least their kids never knew they had the first gay dad.

Bible thumper: The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
Adam: Well... err.. now that you mention it...!!

by Chico chico chico March 27, 2024

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