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Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.
Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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Joke flag

A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.
Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.

Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
by heresjulian October 5, 2009
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joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.
friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"
by uvtan October 10, 2013
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Joke

When you tell one, others are SUPPOSED to laugh -sometimes even yourself. But for some reason this is very often not the case.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.
What does a joke crossed with a rhetorical question make? …
by fia.m.felmy November 20, 2021
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is a joke

said as a term of slang
simon: what do you mean, why did you say that??
Harry: is a joke bro chill
by faZe._XxurmumXx._ May 12, 2021
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Inside joke

Illegal. Do not make one into an Urban dictionary definition. They are Jokes that only your friends know.
Me: Ima make a definition only my friends will get.

B-B-Birthday party: A place where you hide all the dead bodies.

Urban dictionary: FBI your under arrest dor illegal possession of Inside Jokes.
by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021
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Joke

A joke is anything that is not violent or intentional. Anything verbal is most likely a joke.
by jeff, calm down March 14, 2019
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