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Noah

A person who’s either really dumb and oblivious to things or rages a lot and boasts about how good he is, even though he’s probably not, a tool
“Yeah that’s Noah, he’s really oblivious. He’s okay, I guess, but just not too bright”

“Oh look at Noah. What a tool.”
by S1ck0M0d3 November 5, 2019
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Noah

Noah is definitely, effortlessly the sweatiest boy at the party
“Do you smell that?” “ Yeah I think Noah just arrived!” “Yay I love Noah!”
by WhatASquare June 13, 2022
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Noah Furko

Don't care didnt ask go cry about it stay mad get real hoes mad ratio you fell off no one asked get a life cringe touch grass not funny didnt laugh go outside ur mom don't care deez nuts L sugma balls L bozo ratio
Noah Furko sugma bozo L dumbus.
by MisterE_ February 2, 2023
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Noah

AUUUGHHHHH

Noah is noah, hes so Noah when Noah is noah. at Times Noah says Noah and Noah.

Grill: Omg is that Noah!?!!!!
Other GRill: Yes me!
Grill: I kiss!!
Noah: COOWIES
Noah
by Incryptanht1 April 15, 2022
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Noah

HE IS A RACIST
Random gay girl named sam isabele: BRO NOAH IS SUCHA RACIST NIGGER
Girl named nhaj: WHAT I THOUGHE HES YOUR BOYFRIEND
by proodent September 20, 2023
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Noah

A gay man who plays League of Legends all day and insist he will grow taller despite already being an adult. He will never have sex and will always be a virgin.
Wow! Look at that NOAH! I bet he sits inside all day and plays L.O.L..
by I can't see why March 19, 2020
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Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.
Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.
by I'm in hell November 9, 2019
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