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The Fez Zone

An extension of the friend zone. A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. Unlike the regular friend zone however, this state is for an individual that has no chance of ever leaving this metaphorical purgatory.
Person 1: Hey man have you been able to talk Emily into going on a date with you?
Person 2: Unfortunately no. When I asked her she said that she would never date me because I'm like a cross between her biological brother and her gay best friend

Person 1: Damn man thats tough. Sounds like you're in The Fez Zone.
by Ashen111 January 28, 2024
mugGet the The Fez Zonemug.

txt zone

When a male will txt a chick but wont meet her in person due to not being that interested. Or shes just plain feral.
Much like when a girl friendzones a guy but with less attention whoring
Tim: dude that thot is horrid AF!
Jon: yeah bro. I put her in the txt zone. No way id be seen hanging with it in public. But ill hang onto her incase i get desperite
by thotgotthehots June 19, 2016
mugGet the txt zonemug.

Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you
Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.
by Tzeentch June 17, 2020
mugGet the Twitter Twilight Zonemug.

Comerade zoned

I have been comerade zoned
by Grdnsys April 17, 2021
mugGet the Comerade zonedmug.

Spin zone

Where you spin the girl on the dick during sex
by Laurs December 31, 2018
mugGet the Spin zonemug.

Colleague-zoned

A contemporary phenomenon that occurs when Dating App conversation is saturated with career talk, becoming difficult to secure a date.

There are similar parallels to ‘friend-zone’. Any attempt to escalate the match to a date is blocked by the girl saying “I feel that you are more like a colleague”.
Hey bro, did you see that hot girl Ranz I been speaking to on Bumble? We have heaps in common with work.

Sounds like Ranz has already colleague-zoned yo ass.
by King Dragger September 20, 2022
mugGet the Colleague-zonedmug.

Hoe-Zoned

The female version of a low esteem male getting "friend-zoned". However instead of the subject being used as a male supporter, the female subject is used only for sexual gratification.
Brad: "I saw you with that Karen last night. She's popular if you know what I mean..."
Chad: "Yeah ashamed to say I hit it, But don't worry, she knows she's been hoe-zoned".
by MasifKila August 22, 2022
mugGet the Hoe-Zonedmug.

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