Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode 

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019

model my beef

To model ones beef is to place thou cockus in thee mouth and pose for the camera

SexPhoneOperator: Hey baby...
HornyMan: Would you like to model my beef?
SexPhoneOperator: oh fo' shizzle my nizzle...
HornyMan: aight then model it bitch

model my beef by UGRadio March 4, 2003

Model8197 

Asimo- yes I fixed the invisible glitch

Model- yea abt that

Asimo- 😡 AGAIN WHYYYY

Model8197 breaks games

Model8197 by Shans_ProductionYT February 23, 2021

Battle Mode 

The process of putting all the windscreen wipers up right on a car.

Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.

You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.

Person 1: Oh, look its XXX's car
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*

Battle Mode by Fork in the Road May 9, 2009

Tank Mode 

When in emotional pain you dont show any emotion until you are over the situation,

John: She just broke up with me dude...
Mike: Dude that sucks, I'm sorry.
John: Yeah, I'm going into Tank Mode

Tank Mode by Willrodg January 30, 2010

I'm a Model 

1.) To be extremely gorgeous.
2.) Saying used sarcastically when someone is ugly, or fat.
3.) To be used at the end of almost every sentence.

1.) That girls is so beautiful. She must say "I'm a model" everyday.
2.) Oh jeeze, this picture is so ugly. "I'm a model!"
3.)"dude, WTF were you thinking?" "I'm a model!"

I'm a Model by xHollyBetchx January 11, 2009

Sage mode

The moment late into a night of partying when all of the drugs and alcohol you've consumed cancel each other out and you're walking around 15 beers deep cold sober.

Meagan - Oh my god, did Squidface just give life saving CPR to the guy he just saved from drowning in that massive whirlpool? I just saw him do, like, a 20 minute keg stand. He's incredible!

Stacy - I always feel safe when he and Du-Z come to the party. They're always the first to go all Sage Mode when shit gets out of hand.

Sage mode by Baked Brit August 27, 2013