mexican vader

Beter than Han Cholo

Mexican Vader throws better parties than Hancholo.

by NotTheJewishTaxCollector June 1, 2017

Rancid Mexican

You will often see this or smell this type of wet back around taco bell or at school. They usually have a buzz cut because all of the rotten tacos they consume from the trash causes them to lose there hair. This type of person also thinks they are never wrong and watches national geographic because he is sexually attracted to animals because he wants to wrap them in tortilla. He hates black people and loves to suck dick all you have to do is put Mexican seasoning on your dick. They usually have a Spanish name and are illegally in our country.

What is that smell?
Oh its just Fran he was in the back of taco bell digging through the garbage he's such a Rancid Mexican

by nnneegrito March 29, 2022

Mexican Strikeout

Similar to a normal "strikeout," but with a Mexican twist! To enjoy a Mexican Strikeout one begins with a hefty bong rip, followed by a shot of tequila, chased with a full Mexican beer, and finishing with the exhalation of the bong rip.

Popular Mexican beers include: Dos Equis (XX), Tecate, Modelo

Met up with some of my friends today; Mary Jane had bud, Pablo had Sauza, and Luis had Tecate. We all knew this could only mean one thing, Mexican Strikeouts!

We were all FUCKED up!

by Lita Chiquita July 23, 2009

mexican bambi

A Mexican who uses the deer snapchat filter and is super lit.

Bryan is a Mexican Bambi.

by Bryan Kardashian February 15, 2017

mexican sweetshop

occurs when one soils him or herself in the morning and work an entire day without changing clothes.

Brian went to the bathroom in his pants this morning but didn't have time to change so ended up working in a mexican sweetshop all day.

by Brisket cous cous September 9, 2013

Mexican Umbrella

Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.

"Hey look, Pedro is crossing the street again with one of his Mexican Umbrellas!"

by supramaj January 10, 2012

Mexican tetris

When landscapers or thrift shoppers, usually Mexican, stack as much shit into the bed of their truck as possible. Much like tetris, these stackers have to be as efficient as possible to bring their goodwill or garage sale goods across the border... hence the game, mexican tetris

Damn that stack's gotta be 15 feet tall. He must be a pro mexican tetris player

by Busy bill July 30, 2019