Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018

Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.

That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.

by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018

Mad Max

A fart that smells like burning rubber.

What did you eat today?? That was a total Mad Max.

by batmanaod June 22, 2019

Max Timmis

An organism commonly associated with homosexual and re-enactments of popular internet sensations such as; memes, vines and other associated videos and Fortnite Dances. They tend to omit a pungent smell due to lack of showing. A being which is rarely sighted doing any form of work and can often been found playing games.

Have A Shower stop being a Max Timmis!

REVISE! Stop playing games Max Timmis🤢

by yourfavouritebrown June 24, 2019

max

an awesome guy that knows everything and is humble (this isn't true)

that guy died
he must be max

by heruipvwcjo[ June 25, 2019

Max

Lazy but funny, he steals jokes from his friends but can be fun. Likes music and probably has a cat. Loves Minecraft and Roblox

Hes funny, hes being a max

by Max555 June 25, 2019