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Matt

Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.
Oh look, it’s matt….SCREECH
by ZipperZap December 25, 2021
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Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot
by Matt presto December 27, 2021
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matt dylan

matt dylan is coming to see us
by matt dylan March 30, 2022
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Matt

Me: Matt is sooooo cool bro
by VR headset guy April 4, 2022
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Matt

Sexy hot man who makes my panties wet!!
Matt makes me horny!!
by Mattismyfav April 7, 2022
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Matt long

by Jacobluce April 9, 2022
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Pulling a matt

Pulling a Matt is when you always make excuses up to no do things, or just slack off at work and just dick around on your phone, and just being an over all pussy.
Person 1: jeez that guys been on his phone slacking off all morning!

Person 2: ya he has been, must be pulling a matt.
by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022
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