Double He-Licks

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.

- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

by James O'Francis January 2, 2014

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 9, 2023

Devious Lick

Something stolen, usually from a school or public place.

Look at the devious lick Andy's got!

by mmmmmmandmmmmmm September 15, 2021

Jawg's Lick

When a male lets a animal with a long slimy tongue (mainly a giraffe or a cow) lick their penis
Name was inspired by the dog character from Mixels: Jawg.

Ew, Sawyer just did a Jawg's Lick to a Brahman Bull

by MonsterJamXBlueyFan September 29, 2022

Licking a sled

A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.

Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.

by phrase_minter September 13, 2010