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Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
by zSynergy October 12, 2022
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Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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Work Jerk

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.
by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022
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Jerk

That jerk is one Anthony
by anonymous May 26, 2022
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Jerk Circle

A group of at least 5 people jerking off in a circle with a female in the middle laying down.
Yo bro! Wanna make a Jerk Circle with us?
by SillyJilly44 June 4, 2022
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Jerk off

When two people compete in a dance called the Jerk to see who’s better at jerking.
“Dan and Bill are gonna have a jerk off after school!”
by anonymous December 11, 2021
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Shame Jerk

1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)

2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)
Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!

Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister
by Facts Rap December 19, 2021
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