Stealth Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor sneaks up behind you and stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder and you don't notice
Willidan almost laid a greek cheese out of shock when he realised that he was the victim of a stealth sack attack.
by netmonkey February 21, 2009
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The Sack That Smiles Back

When the folds (Wrinkles) in a scrotum resembles that of a smiling face. Eyes and Mouth are required, nose is preferred, but not required. THE SACK MUST BE HAPPY!!! Must be declared by a spectator, not the one whom the sack belongs to!

If the "FACE" is hairy, 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back' may be decalred!
Donny: Dude, George, I think I got The Sack That Smiles Back, but I'm not sure... Help me out

George: O, definitely dude!! I can feel the happy vibes going on around your nutsack. That even may be a 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back!'

Donny: GET THE CAMERA MAN!!
by Door2Door_DoorSalesman January 28, 2011
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fat sacks

'i have fat sacks under my biceps'
by Georgiona November 02, 2007
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Sack My Cack

1: A more elegant term used in place of "Suck my cock".
2: The way an angry Bostonian man, one that probably doesn't respect women, would ask for fellatio.
Eey baybee be a darlin and sack my cack while I watch the Red Sax.
by Hand Jacks June 18, 2015
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Siberian Sack Lunch

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.
After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.
by KenyanSlumberParty February 21, 2009
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dweeb in a rusty sack

A real seggsy phrase to describe your sibling
Person 1: hey brotherrrrrr come hereeeee
Person 2: no! Shut up!

Person 1: dont be such a dweeb in a rusty sack.
by stan loona for legs September 02, 2021
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