maryland mud crab

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out

Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day

by Kdogg! May 11, 2017

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funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 26, 2020

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Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)

Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!

by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020

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Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom

Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night

by Live laugh May 18, 2021

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Ohio Mud Swirl

The act of giving someone a swirly while simultaneously giving it to them in the ass.

Ted gave Jerry an Ohio Mud Swirl in the bathroom last week.

by BiggyHoss May 24, 2023

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Mofo Mud Tug

When you ask for a hand job, and they carry out the task with their butthole instead of their hand. Originated in mount forest. Hence the “Mofo Mud Tug”

That Steve sure gave me a good mofo mud tug the other night.

by Gilmorehappy May 4, 2023

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