by Kofi July 26, 2004
a sexual position in which the male is leaning at an angle with the back of his shoulders against a wall, supporting the female in the eki ben position. The House of Cards is named as such for its obvi
"his back was against the wall. He lifted me up and we started to make love. Unfortunately, he had neglected to take his socks off, and the carpet was nylon. It felt like were were a House of Cards and one wrong move could topple us over."
by RadioNutz March 18, 2009
by poopheadzzzz May 01, 2008
The act of having sex with women having every major STD known. This can be achieved with one or multiple females. At the end of this act, one's wang will have the effect of Waffle House - DIRTY, potentially painful, and will have as many things added as the hashbrowns.
Man, I pulled a waffle house last night. My wang being "smothered," "covered," "chunked," and "capped" wasn't so bad, but it getting "topped with burt's chili" burns like hell. I think I need to go see a doctor.
by The Gersh October 06, 2005
A polite word for an African- American or black employee of Carnegie Mellon University that exhibits incompetence, idiocy, and tomfoolery in its purest form.
Fucking house elves.
1: Yo that drunk house elf needed directions.
2: Thank you.
3: No thank you. Never give directions again.
Yo lets have a house elf gangbang.
1: Yo that drunk house elf needed directions.
2: Thank you.
3: No thank you. Never give directions again.
Yo lets have a house elf gangbang.
by Justin Hedge January 22, 2008
by HA! September 19, 2003
Having a large vulva/vagina capable of accomodating more than one customer simultaneously puts you into this category.
Jane didn't even budge or wink an eye when Peter accidentaly reversed his Chevy into her Butterfly House while she was lying down on the driveway, legs spread (no undies), mending her own wheels.
by Wildcat March 05, 2003