dutch hand job

When a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she's in a big hurry to get somewhere. So, she reaches around, pulls his penis out and starts stroking it. Although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.
The passengers on the Amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job passed them on a moped.
by the cheese man December 26, 2013
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dutch blow job

When a woman rides dick while wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.
This bitch gave me a Dutch blow job so hard that my bag pipes exploded!
by Taco Bell69 June 14, 2014
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double dutch

When two Dutch guys analy (anal) rapes a girl/boy.
Aww. I got double dutched last night. I'm still sore.
by noname September 09, 2003
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Dutch Sprinkler System

When you are doing a girl well from behind and she releases a large quantity of liquid that smells like urine all over your bed
Doing her well from behind set off the 'ol dutch sprinkler system
by Joran van der Sloot March 10, 2008
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dutch spice rack

when reciving oral sex you pull out before climax, then procceed to ejaculate on the womans boobs, then turn and shat on their boobs as well; creating the "Dutch Spice Rack"
Guy 1 "Dude I totaly gave my girlfriend a dutch spice rack yesterday!"

Guy 2 "Sweet bro"
by youknowwhodurr November 07, 2011
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Oral Dutch Rudder

Similar to a Dutch Rudder, but performed with ones mouth as opposed to a hand. An Oral Dutch Rudder is achieved with the help of a friend. As you try to perform autofellatio, the friend will assist by pushing your head down into your crotch. Often, the Oral Dutch Rudder is the only way most men can achieve autofellatio. One must exercise caution, as an overzealous friend can easily lead to back problems, and in extreme cases, a broken neck.
Zack helped me with an Oral Dutch Rudder last night. I wouldn't have been able to reach without him.
by EvilBender October 12, 2009
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Dutch Oven Sex

When your pussy is so stanky that you have to keep the covers closed tight to prevent the smell from escaping.

You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
Yesterday morning I had Dutch oven sex because my pussy was so stinky I couldn’t let it it out of the covers.
by Anonymouscougars August 03, 2020
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