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How's the wife?

The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.
Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.
by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021
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Knowing how to talk to girls

Elon Musk's FIRST wife rejected him initially until after PayPal blew up.
Hym "So that isn't 'Knowing how to talk to girls' that he did just there. And for that to happen he got a million dollar (or more) loan from his father. So, talking to girls had nothing to do with it. Talking to girls FAILED for Elon and it FAILS for most people. But having a million dollars DID NOT fail. It's almost as though THEY ARE SELECTING FOR '1 million dollars' explicitly and they SAY they are selecting for '1 million dollars' so if you have '1 million dollars' they fuck you. They also say they are fucking the fat-cocks and the over 6 foot. So... None of that is talking."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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How to ask a girl out

Add her snapchat and follow her back on all her social media's.

Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot
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by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
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ho, catch me outside how 'bout that?

Inspired by the iconic scene of Bhad Bhabie (Danielle Peskowitz Bregoli) being on Dr. Phils show in the episode "I Want to Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried to Frame Me for a Crime" on September 14 2016. The original sentence goes "Cash me outide".
The phrase gained popularity on Tiktok in early 2025
It's a popular catch phrase but has been linked, along with other Bhad Bhabie quotes, to being insensitive and appropriating to black african american culture.
by aleenas127 April 30, 2025
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skinny weigh how much that penny weigh

Code words for can we fuck and or can i lick yo butthole
Man “Skinny weigh how much that penny weigh?”
Woman “ come over boo.”
by Wishes dj August 17, 2024
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