lyrical crack

A phrase used by adults to say that the young generation is on lyrical crack and must have headphones in their ear for a dose every 5 minutes.

that boy is on lyrical crack with his headphones in all the time
Shut the fuck up dad. I can hear you.

by ValRhodes July 7, 2010

Crack Star

Cross between a Crack Whore and a Porn Star

you're a crack star

when i grow up i want to be a crack star

by Kayleigh and Chris @ Poo ltd May 25, 2011

Legal Crack

Noun- Legal Crack is the red powder that gets on your fingers when eating hot chips.

1) Damn, Brian, can I snuff some of your Legal Crack stash?
2) Some nigga just got some Legal Crack from the white guy behind Walmart.
3) I was once addicted to Legal Crack, until I took an arrow to the knee.

by KevinnatorX March 23, 2016

Hydro cracked

The act of pouring water down someones exposed butt crack. Aka hide your crack. Defined by Bronwyn.

My brothers butt-crack was hanging out so i hydro cracked him

by swampcrack February 5, 2012

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Wiki-crack

The term used to define hours spent browsing through links from one page to the next on Wikipedia. Lifetimes are spent this way.

What's Tom been doing the last few hours? Oh, he's been on Wiki-crack, can't get him off it.

by rmcc128 January 15, 2011

wit crack

Spell for laughter. (command)

"Who the fuck fuck fuck do you want want want want!?!" Such is an example of wit crack.

by phili 000 February 8, 2010