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Fish Face

Fish Face is the female version of the tea bag. This is achieved by dropping ones trousers and underwear and placing the vagina on a passed out persons forehead or chin. These areas are in good fun. Doing the fish face on ones nose is considered a criminal offense in Australia and Canada.
I checked my facebook this morning hungover and found pictures of Jocelyn giving me the fish face while I was passed out! FML
by Slippery Richard November 12, 2010
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poop fish

When you poop and you find out that your poop was a living sea creature, and it then swims around the bowl
This morning I gave anal birth to a poop fish.
by joliza August 14, 2007
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squid fishing

the act of performing anal sex and cuming in a girls ass and sucking it out with a straw
Id love to go squid fishing in that ass.
by BIGSEXY9110 March 1, 2010
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Spooky Fish

The fish that will kill all people that get in its way.
Oh man did you hear about that serial killer yah hes a real spooky fish!
by Ryan Mallette July 5, 2007
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Fish Bowl

One of the texts Tiger Woods sent to mistress Joslyn James was only two words, "fish bowl," obviously a reference to the preeminent golfer's trademark sexual maneuver the fish bowl, where he reportedly chokes his dirty whore partners to unconsciousness with a leather belt, only for them to awaken in the bathtub with Woods standing over them, pouring from the eponymous vessel a seemingly endless supply of a self-concocted and aged urine preserve into all available orifices.

Not to be confused with other memorable Woods moves such as performing the Alabama crab dangle, pulling off a Mexican Halloween, demonstrating the so-called "resealable pipe," or 2006 incident in which the legend reportedly executed a reverse goat hook.
Tiger: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger: Sent: 01:31 PM 09/08/2009:
fish bowl
by Jerry Bellows March 20, 2010
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Fish Basket

The state your balls are in after not having been washed for a week (or two), especially if one has masturbated often. The result is a rank, fish-like smell rising from your nether regions.
Dude, I have whacked it so much this past week, and now I have to shower. I have a total fish basket going on right now.
by Sam Holmes March 28, 2007
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dick fish

A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.
Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?

Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH
by TimHdaman August 27, 2009
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