get a file

a geek way of saying "get a life" (anagram coined by Chulimasia)

-during the 14 day trial of WoW i didn't sleep at all
-d00d, get a file !

by chulimasia November 26, 2009

Create-a-File

A technique used to make yourself feel like you have gotten work done on a project or essay. Involves opening a new document, putting on a title, and saving it with an appropriate name before getting distracted by more important things.

I tried to write my essay on Parallel Universes, but I ended up pulling a Create-a-File then making myself a sandwich.

by Zed191817 April 24, 2010

Hoe'A'fied

The constant action of keeping a hoe, a hoe.....

Danny was Hoe'A'fied by master pimp Kyle.....

by KMoney123 October 2, 2010

Plow the field

The removal of hair at a females pubic area

Yeah i gotta go plow the field if u know what i mean

by Little yellows March 24, 2012

Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

Sperm circular file

A women's asshole or vagina.

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.

by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016

james kionne fields pittman

The most amazing man in the entire world. He is strong and brave. You can always count on him to be there when you need him. He'll love you for who you are and you can trust him to always be honest with you. He's one of a kind.

Allison: "James Kionne Fields Pittman, you're the best boyfriend ever!"

by Allisonmarie May 17, 2016