company family

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.

@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock

by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023

Legion Family

A family of people who wish they were cool so they call themselves "Legion Families"

Guy 1: Hi I am from a Legion Family!
Guy 2: Get a life..

by DontCare Cowboy June 28, 2011

Family Feud

You have 10 dudes to gangbang a girl where all of them cum inside of her. And you wait 2 months and see who the Father of the baby is.

I invited my friends over to play family feud with my girlfriend.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Tribe of Families

A social group comprised of numerous families sharing common ancestory. Usually a father with many children from multiple wives.

Examples

Youtube- "Donald Trump wives and children"

Youtube- (NFB short) "The Rocking Chair"

Tribe of families

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

x family

roblox family founded by infantrxy; derived from omega family

"dang bro, you got invited to the x family? no way!"

by eyesnearsnlosers August 19, 2019

Forced Family

Basically the opposite of found family, forced family is when people are brought together, usually by one or more people, and are forced to act as a family just to make that/those person/people happy. It can turn into found family under specific circumstances but usually everyone is pretty unhappy with being a "family". It's also usually very disfunctional.

Person 1: Have you heard about that family from Resident Evil Village?
Person 2: You mean the forced family that Mother Miranda made to make herself happy?
Person 1: Yep, that's the one.

by Eumelia_the_Witch July 24, 2023