I eat you

I eatyou is Turkish slang.It means you really fancy the other person or you think there wonderful.

guy says: "you are very beautiful,i eat you baby"

girl says: thanks! I eat you too lover!

by lalalaurenlove February 23, 2009

spazzy pussy eating

spazzy pussy eating is when you are eating a girl out and you use use techniques such as the tongue tornado or the lip vacuum.

when your having maybe oral sex and you are using the lip vacuum that would be considered spazzy pussy eating

by lucas m. June 18, 2006

bulldog eating custard

A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff

"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

eat the popsicle

When a girl gives a blowjob to a guy who's dick is frozen to the point where it is a block of ice.

Guy1: Dude, i had the weirdest experience last night.

Guy2: Did your girl finally eat the popsicle?

Guy1: Yah man! it was weird cuz i couldn't feel it at all but at the same time it was awesome.

by Robert (thanks Danny!) February 24, 2008

Eating Like A G

Eating as though one is 21 Savage or is a master eater

Bro, my boi made some cookies and I started eating like a G.

by bman5699 February 9, 2018

Eat your beard

To force someone to act against their will in a humiliating manner

I know you cheated me and when I find you I’m going to force you to eat your beard.

by WhiteKern January 9, 2019

Who eat carrots

Louis Tomlinson: I like girls who eat carrots
Directioners girls: eats carrots everday since.

I like girls who eat carrots

Omw to get a carrot and eat

by Fucksimonandlovelarry May 10, 2021