by someoneswatchingme October 17, 2021
Get the dylanmug. Dylan is a smelly, annoying, and lonely guy. He’s the type of guy to ask you to help him get girls then follow up by having the least rizz possible and getting no women.
by Jeramiah Cole August 21, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. by Yobigfqttoesa May 29, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. The Peak Alpha Male, eats pie to assert dominance, absolute sex god who has huge cock and has bitches waiting at his door to suck his dick
by The Unknown 2526 July 16, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.
person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
by shy <3 July 17, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. by Antonio:) January 19, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017
Get the Dylanmug.