dirty drunk

A dirty drunk is a woman who hasn't showered in a few months for the pleasure of smelling her BO while drinking heavy liquor; especially when having sexual intercourse. Never deal with a dirty drunk, they are normally high priced sluts and have many STDs that you do not want to deal with in the future. Also the like to do rim jobs (aka eating out the asshole, or just licking and sucking the asshole for sexual pleasure.)

Stacy gave me an amazing rim job last night, but she a stanky ratchet so that makes her a dirty drunk.

by forever_his143 December 23, 2013

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dangerously drunk assistor

a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.

1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."

by Mattius gagliardi October 13, 2005

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old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids

after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.

by hotlunch96 February 26, 2010

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go-to-prison drunk

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion

-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.

by OhGeeP March 31, 2011

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