To do a Kel

When one attempts to trump to hard and thus inadvertently sprays bottom chocolate all over their dressing gown and down their legs.

Pwarh... Did you just skid? Did you just do a Kel?

'To do a Kel'

by evil salty March 10, 2013

Do-ped

Some wanker who thinks he is hard as fuck on his 3 wheeled pink scooter riding on the side of the road like the little cunt they know they are

Little girl: *gets on scooter*
Fat man in a car: “don’t be a fuckin do-ped”

by Kier init November 10, 2019

Doing a Max

Getting downed 41 times in a zombies game. Max is obviously good at zombies just he lacks the ability to look behind him.

Max: i got downed again!
Everyone Else: What the hell are you doing!

Max: I'm downed
James: Again!

Me: You Doing A Max?

by Roberto:) April 12, 2011

Doing a burkey

To deliberately try to stop or get in the way of something or someone

He’s doing a burkey because he can’t go to the match

by Joeghd February 21, 2019

But then if IIIIIIII do it

Basically its a saying girls use when they see beautiful women do task while still looking like a super model but then if they do it, its a total mess

*Kylie Jenner pee's her pants and looks beautiful

me: but then if IIIIIIII do it

by lola bitch April 4, 2020

doing the g

Fucking bitches and getting money.

Mom, last night I was doing the g.

by Swagdaddy1738 October 15, 2015

doing deno

The action of someone sucking a penis.

Last night I caught Amanda doing deno

by BigGucci25 October 24, 2018