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Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.
That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!
by oldhag89 March 1, 2022
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Ding Dong Ditching

Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”
by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022
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Dong

Bro 1: hey nice dong you got there!
Bro 2:thanks bro just got it
by Xerts March 5, 2022
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Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.
1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025
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Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.
My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed
by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025
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Beefing my dong

When someone who thinks theyre great, but in reality are not as in they are "beefing my dong"
by RiskyOmega December 17, 2025
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