Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024

Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022

Crackers

Old cold hearted white people with a gun that hate people with a different color skin.

Billy-Lets go find a African American
Sam-.....
Billy-(Drunk)Shoot me
African Americans -Why?
Police- why would I help them if they don't respect me?
African American- When stop them from killing us.
Billy-Fuck you nigger (shoot AF in back)
Police...
Sam-thats what he get Crackers

by Realistplanet01 May 18, 2021

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

caramel cracker

A mix between Mexican and white.

Person: If I were to be racist to you, what could I call you?
Me: A Caramel Cracker!

by N8theH8 August 15, 2024

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018