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Ock Cheese

Adj. Used to describe someone or something you believe to be ugly, deranged, or out of the ordinary.
Did you see that ugly bitch? She was so ock cheese!

This game sucks, it's fucking ock cheese.
by Psychobootman July 12, 2009
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Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.
Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.
by 2dr June 10, 2009
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Cheese-Whistle

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011
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Cheese Sleeve

A cheese sleeve is an uncircumcised penis that is unkept and has collected a dick cheese in its weird casing. Sometimes if cheesey enough. It will ceep out the top.
I went to go down on Matt to discover he was sporting a putrid cheese sleeve.
by Slippery Richard November 9, 2010
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the absolute cheese

Used to express how good something is, how dumb someone is, how awesome a thing is ... etc ... it's great to describe almost anything actually!
1. No school today? That is the absolute cheese! - Lisa
2. OMG Bush, you are an absolute cheese - Dave
3. That has *got to be* the absolute cheese! - Pip
by Lii September 5, 2005
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cheese in hand

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand
"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"
by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008
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Macabroni and Cheese

A classic American favorite cuisine. The "bro" insert is put in place simply when this dish is being consumed by a group of bros (young males generally characterized by open shirts, popped collars, mixed drinks, and unusually high self-confidence).
Wow, looks like the cafeteria is only serving Macabroni and Cheese today...bummer.
by Hashim Negrodamus March 27, 2009
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