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Smesh Bros

A legendary duo consisting two friends and UFC fighters, Khamzat Chimaev and Darren Till.

The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.

Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.
“Hey, look! It’s the Smesh Bros! They’re doing doughnuts in the parking lot! Haha crazy stuff.”

“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”

“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”

“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”

“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”

“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”
by garmfield June 15, 2022
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bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022
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Linux Bro

A Linux user who breaks down if anything uses over 1Mb of RAM. To them, everything is bloat, their preferred programs are objectively the best, and you suck at computers.

Often found in forums or other social apps ranting about how you should be using vim.
Person 1: “Network manager is bloat, also Ubuntu bad”
Person 2: “Yeah ok, Linux bro.
by SooshMeow December 14, 2021
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Bro Whore

A bro whore - A bro that’s a whore lol
guy 1: omg look it’s Pablo!

guy 2: dude he’s such a bro whore
by amaaankhannnnn December 20, 2021
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Bro kardashian

A sibling that is short and fat with an ass twice the size of Kim Kardashians ass
wassup Bro Kardashian still thicker than most of the women on earth.
by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022
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Over-Bro

noun 1. An Alpha Bro that holds dominion of other lesser bros within his social sphere.
As the Over-Bro entered the night club, the other bros parted to let him walk to the bar.
by JMgreek February 17, 2022
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BRO-CONE

Is when 4 or more men masturbate on to a snow cone, the last man to evacuate on the snow cone has to eat and finish it
Me and some of my buddies were hanging out And were bored so we made a bro-cone it ended up being Tommy that had to eat the bro-cone
by skooterpasquale June 6, 2021
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