blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 3, 2005

Blue Falcon

A "buddy fucker." One that screws over his fellow battle buddies for his own gain in life. A blue falcon is commonly known as the guy no one likes, the bird of prey, or the platoon bitch.

Maddox wasted all of his toilet paper crying in the bathroom, so to compensate he stole everyone else's.....damn blue falcon

by Thunderplebe October 26, 2009

Booze Blues

The depressed state one sometimes experiences after drinking heavily for two or more days. May or may not be accompanied by a hangover; can cause the sufferer to become overly emotional and/or cry for little or no apparent reason.

Dude...are you crying along to a Taylor Swift song?

Sorry, I have major booze blues after partying in Vegas all week.

by Meredith G. October 21, 2011

Blue Waffle

A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...

Facebook Chat:

Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Bob: ROFL!!!!
Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH
Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!...
uhh u still there?
oh shit...

by Heugh G. Reckshun March 25, 2010

Blue Dolphin

Another term for a glass of water ordered at a bar.

May I have a Blue Dolphin please?

by Blue Dolphin October 18, 2007

The Blue Velvet

While performing cunnilingus pull out a prepared blue velvet handkerchief and rub your face with it, then looking directly into the vagina scream "baby wants to fuck!" "You fucking, fuckers, fuck, fuck, you fucking fuckers" then look the women in the face, place the blue velvet in here mouth, then and scream "don't you fucking look at me!" While donkey punching her in the face. Made famous by the 86 movie Blue Velvet, starring Dennis Hopper.

Come on baby, lets take a ride on the blue velvet train.

by Mastervelvet October 28, 2008

Red and Blue

The act of taking one's cellular phone, while high, and using it to distort your eyes.

Preferably at night, stare at an object, such as a tree or sign. Keep both eyes fixed on that object and lift your cell phone to your right eye. Continue to keep your eyes on the object and your phone lit. After 30 to 45 seconds, remove the phone and look around. One of your eyes will only see red and one will only see blue.

It's insane when you're high. Everything seems to be in 3D. Have your friends fake punch you in the face or something.

What do you want to do? Maybe a little Red and Blue.

by A.Lo124 July 10, 2009