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bean-hooked

N.B.: somewhat related to hopped up on the bean:

adj: a person who is simply addicted to coffee
there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.
bean-hooked by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2013

bean boner 

The girl version of a boner.
"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"
bean boner by St. Patty December 6, 2013

Bean Ass 

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.
Bean Ass by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015

Bean Flickathon 

When two or more females have a race who can climax the first, by solely flicking their bean. The winner takes all.
Arabella, Alexa, and I had a bean flickathon last night. Arabella gushed across the room after 5 minutes. She looked like Niagra Falls, but at the end of the day she won
Bean Flickathon by Arou1 July 1, 2016

Bean Worship 

Oral stimulation of the clitoris.
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.

Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
Bean Worship by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Bean glaze 

When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!
Chuck was thrilled to learn Debra wanted him to give her a hefty bean glaze for her birthday.
Bean glaze by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019