Blouse Beater

A hybrid shirt between the blouse and the wife-beater that super-badass chicks wear in that awkard stage before the 'maybe their pregnant, maybe they just gained weight?' stage in life, but they always end up being pregnant. The blouse beater always shows off your prego glow!

Is best paired with a nice pair of khaki or cargo pants and a cadet cap... also prefered is a neck string like Ryan Atwood.

"Check out that chicks blouse beater! Is she pregnant?"

"She must be pregnant, shes wearing a blouse beater"

by Veroneeeca October 10, 2009

bush beater

Slang for someone who beats women.

Chris Brown is a bush beater.

by CDCC February 4, 2010

land beaver

A dry vagina

I tried to have sex with her last night but she had such a land beaver I couldn't.

by 126Selly January 13, 2016

Murder on beaver creek

a way of expressing the female menstrual cycle

Tom: "Sally why are you being such a wanker? Moody bitch..."
Sally: "Fuck off Tom, Im committing murder on beaver creek."

by KritK July 26, 2006

Muddy Beaver

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.

We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.

by Capybara Madness February 7, 2010

Angry Beaver

When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.

That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!

by I'm gonna get you! January 3, 2011

cunt beaver

1. Another stupid insult meaning absolutely nothing intelligent.
2. A beaver that lives in a cunt.

Dan: "You ass clown"
Amanada: "You cunt beaver"
Dan: "Cunt badger, wrong fuzzy animal"

by A. Cross, J. Cross November 5, 2006