smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another

Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night

by Therapist69 November 16, 2014

bean dart

Solid Fart. When one farts with the intention of it being simply that; however, it turns out to be much more than they hoped for. Poop!

Look at the spot on that dude’s khaki’s! He must have been playing one hell of a game of bean darts!

by Vespetro December 30, 2014

Bean Lava

1.)The piping hot effluvium that ejects from the end of a burrito, primarily the bean type, when a bite is taken.
2.) Bean Lava also is used describing a particularly hot Chica preferably whilst fueled by lust and tequila.

"Holy cow-be careful with that grande burrito dude. You're gonna squirt bean lava on my new Pendleton!"
"Hey-check out out that puro talent at the car wash. That is some righteous bean lava..."

by Velodrama February 19, 2015

Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

Bean bowl

When you perform anal on a partner who has digested corn, finish said act in an us and hold a bowl under the ass to catch any discharge.

I can't believe how much Corn you ate Sally! We are going to make a mean bean bowl tonight!

by Beaner17 June 26, 2015

bean dip

the sexual act of a woman placing her clitoris in the mouth of a willing sexual partner for pleasure or onto the face or head of an unsuspecting person.

The female version of tea bagging.

I got so drunk last night i passed out and my friends bean dipped me and took photos

by NefariousMyers November 4, 2015

bean shoot

The process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face.

Jerry - Hurry up and eat your beans Dallas ; don't want to miss gettin sendie with the boys

Dallas - Make me a damn Bean Shoot to I can gargle these beens to keep me warm in the POW.

by Swagwayforreal November 23, 2015