dark bricks

hard shit coming out of the human body, like really really hard.

in soviet Russia a gopnik was Russian to the bathroom and was shitting dark bricks

by Tex Gonzalez for the memes March 1, 2021

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Brick

Cold As FUCK. slang for “freezing cold” we say in brooklyn.

guy 1: Bro what the fuck its mad brick outside yo- it aint even December yet god damn

guy 2: Yeahhh nigga its cold as fuck why yo dumbass come outside in shorts then?

guy 1: Shiii im finna get me a baconeggandcheese at the deli real quick
and a bev fuckk you mean bwoy.

guy 2: 🗿 Nigga- if you catch pneumonia imma laugh at yo dumbass.. and youre wearing slides bro i know ya toes getting frostbite right now 🤣 doing all that for a baconeggandcheese bro… get me one too and get me a sprite. I’ll pay you back when you done.

guy 1: nigga- what part of “its brick” did you not get im not boutta wait for your sandwich in the COLD and im wearing shorts the fuck

guy 2: NIGGA nOBODY told yo DUMBASS TO COME OUTSIDE IN THE COLD WITH SHORTS ON BOZO. you really gonna get yourself a baconeggandcheese and not get me none?

aight i see how it is.😒

guy 1: nigga sdont try to guilt trip me! if you weren’t talking to me right now i woulda been had my sandwich already.

guy 2: You don’t think im cold too? but im sitting here talking to you right now

guy 1: *sucks teeth* bruh... aight bro. *walks to the deli*

guy 2: to himself nigga really out here in basketball shorts in 35 degree weather😭

by seokmyballz November 15, 2021

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nightmare brick

A smartphone. Called a nightmare brick as a reference to media consumption (usually accessed via smartphone) being connected to increased levels of anxiety and depression.

I couldn't fall asleep so I started scrolling Instagram and realized why some of my friends call it a nightmare brick.

by Russellsroughneck July 1, 2024

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