Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex
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Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."
by CC-Bone December 26, 2007
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pineapple apple pen

a dumn ass person that says that stuff
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bone apple tea

When you're retarded and try to act like you're fancy before eating.
Katie: "This food looks great!"
Retarded Ass "I made it just for you. Bone Apple tea!"
*You didn't get a second date.
by UnPC4All2C January 19, 2017
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Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.
Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.
by Scott Riel February 15, 2004
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Bone Apple Teeth

What you say when you are giving your fam or bitch the best meal of their life.
Bone Apple Teeth, Jamaal. Enjoy these McDonald's fries.
by Jaime_es_muy_blanco November 30, 2016
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Sour Apple Smoothie

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.
I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie
by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009
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