possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Half Moon Bay

This lovable city lies nestled on the california coastide

between ocean and mountains in the San Mateo County
known for easy-going people and a relaxed atmosphere.
The coastide boasts a history of pumpkins, christmas trees, and has plenty of artichoke, brussel sprouts and blackberries.
There is a large population of latins here (csl:coastside locos sureno gang) here and they are the ones on top here. Norteno gangs are lazy here and unactive to putting in work.

Southside is in Half Moon Bay.

by 650ss. June 27, 2011

half blood prince

A semi-boner; a penis that is engulfed with half of the blood required for a complete erection.

I got this awkward half blood prince during math class today, but luckily it subsided when I concentrated really hard on David the Gnome.

by kduges September 26, 2005

half blow job

when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.

The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.

by emachine123456 November 19, 2007

HALF PAST FUCK

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

First and a half base

Getting sideboob but not the whole boob during a hookup for just feeling a girl up.

Guy one: How far did you get with her?
Guy two: First and a half base!
Guy one: Wha?
Guy two: Ya know, getting just the sideboob!

by NoodlingAround January 18, 2013

half a brain

When you look at say a picture of someone and the picture tells a story about the person or not

So which football player on these football cards has a full brain or half a brain

by Jackpot dave January 3, 2017