The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

by Arie Ola December 30, 2022

Boat Boys duo

The relationship between Ethoslabs and Smallishbeans (Joel)
Purely platonic but chaotic in the most wholesome way that has me missing them 24/7

Boat Boys duo: The ship burns, everything burns.

by m00nshr00m July 12, 2023

The boat is sinking

Group yourselves in 3s, 4s, 5s, 6s, and so on!

The boat is sinking, so please group yourselves in fives or else you'll fall off!

by mintysparkly29 July 22, 2023

mullet boat

Backwards motor boat, the mulletboating boobs.

Jo mullet boat Nicky

by Leonadelamgm August 17, 2023

Boating in the Sahara

‘Boating in the Sahara’ is a popular euphemism for when skeevy little British teenagers go off to North Africa looking for sexual relations with older men

Cyril was discovering more about himself, and decided to go boating in the Sahara to find Mr. Right

by Le Chien de Plage September 14, 2023

Indiana river boat

When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.

My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards

by Jordiablo April 10, 2024

Baltimore boat wreck

When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.

This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...

by Binky D April 10, 2024