Porn Duck

A rare breed in human happening once every 100 years that has a habit for looking at and watching porn for hours in any given day.

Ryan Davis is a Porn Duck.

by Ryan Davis January 25, 2005

Duck Blowjob

The art of ducking to avoid firing (mostly in counter strike source) and spraying ur gun with a random kill to that person with ur head in his dick area looking like you gave him a blowjob.

David: I ran past one dude 1 deaged him. then ran into a guy at double doors and he ducker blowed me wtf.

Dalton: LOL DUCK BLOWJOB'D

by scream123 May 26, 2009

Fuck a Duck

An old ugly women of loose persuation. ie. An old slut. Used only rarely to the ugliest of characters of which you feel even a duck would not go near them. What defines a Fuck a Duck is the pure ugliness of character in which she completely lacks.

a. Look at that old fuck a duck! So ugly a duck won't even go near her.
b. What is that old fuck a duck complaining about this time?

by DinaDiz January 2, 2008

Duck

A "Duck" is a male that would do anything for his girl no matter how badly or how good she treats him.

a conversations between two men
man one: "na I can't go to your house and drink I got to take my girl to the mall"
man two: "you fucking duck"
man one: "man what ever my girl is calling me I got to go"
man two: "have fun getting none you duck"

by Mati Ruiz January 11, 2008

Duck

1. When your sitting around waiting for something to happen

Boy: Man I've been standing here like a duck waiting for that bitch to show up

by Roxification August 2, 2005

Space Duck

When you shove a toy astronaut in a girls pussy and lick her ass hole and say "We have landed".

Dude i totally Space Ducked my date last night.

by toxic5zombie1694 August 10, 2009

Duck Tape

Calling Duct Tape, Duck Tape makes you look like a royal dumbass.

Rapist 1:"What are you gonna tie her up with?"

Rapist 2:"I'll use duck tape."

Rapist 1:"You're a royal dumbass."

by SillyClownRapist July 7, 2010