dog dinner

A Dog Dinner is a dinner party where a group of men assemble and bring the ugliest dates they can muster.

The one who brings the ugliest date receives a prize.

A very mean trick often played by Frat Boys and Financial Industry scumbags.

"Hey Joe you coming to the dog dinner this thursday?" asked Todd.

"Am I ever.. I've got a date this year that looks like Chris Farley with a wig on" Said Brad.

by MisanthropyToday.com September 3, 2007

Lou dog

the K9 that belonged to the wonderful lead singer of Sublime Bradley James Nowell (1968-1996). Brads dog was a wonderful dog who died in 2001. Brads dog was a dalmation and brad loved his dog very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much. I was not fortunate enough to meet brad but he was good at everything. The main thing he struggled with was heroin. RIP BRADELY
P.S keep on waiting for your Ruca on the eastside.

Brad always talked about Lew-dog in all of his songs. In the song garden grove he says. we took a trip to garden grove, smelled like lew dog inside the van oh yah this aint no funkey reghea party five $ at the door, it gets so real sometimes who wrote my rhymes of got the microwave got the vcr and ive got that duce duce in the trunk of my car, ohhyahh if you only new all the love that i found its hard to keep my soul off the ground your a fool dont f@#k around with my dog (lou dog barks) all that i can see dlkfalksj I fill up my grage music from Jamaica all the love that i found its hard to keep my soul off the ground its you,!, its that S@#t stuck under my shoe its the smell inside the van its my bedsheet covered in sand sittin through a sh@**y band gettin dog s*^t on my hands gettin haseled by the man wakin up to an alram sticken neadles in your arms. ohhh all these things that I do...im waiting for you.

by Leopold Sampsonite April 16, 2006

vagina dog

another way of saying "man-whore" or "player"

Brook: "Joe slept with another girl again!"

Emily: "ya hes such a vagina dog."

by rawrrawr666 December 11, 2011

Shot The Dog

A reference to paramilitary police tactics bungled by their inevitable ineptitude, breaking into the wrong house and killing the family dog. It is an epic fail characterized by an overzealous attitude coupled with minimal mental skills which results in a total Munson.

Lil' Kim's plastic surgeon really shot the dog.

The fat kid on the skateboard is totally going to shoot the dog.

Your mom's ovum really shot the dog.

by Kleetus Orgasmus May 14, 2014

Drooling Dog

Sex position required is doggy-style. The mix of cum and vaginal juices that emerge and hang from a woman's vagina after orgasm has occurred (the drool). The 'dog' part comes, not from the position but from the mild to medium to heavy 'beard' of a woman's vagina when positioned in doggy-style as though it was a dog with a drooling problem.

I had a look down at her vag after I'd shot my load, and I was face to face with a drooling dog.

by FAB501 March 24, 2009

dog tagged

The act of biting a females neck / back while hitting it from the doggy style position, such that a permanent bite mark will be left for the next person to hit it from the back to see.

Lisa said she was a Virgin, but when I hit it from the back, I noticed she had already been dog tagged twice. I knew she was a little horndog.

by Chinookpilot69 January 25, 2021

Dog Trash

Trash or axiom for something (or someone) that is so far beyond worthless and shitty, nobody wants anything to do with it or them to the degree filfthy stray dogs won't even touch or repurpose it.

"She's such a terrible fucking person.

She stole most of my alcohol from the party... but not before she slept with two guys in my spare bedroom, spilled mix drink on my computer while staining the carpet in the living room AND called the cops because she saw her ex and proceeded to fight him!

Holy moly! Seriously what a piece of Dog Trash!"

by TheMeanClean November 9, 2017