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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Brandon

A boulder with hair.
James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.
by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette
by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
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brandon and chantel

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!๐Ÿ˜™ if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!๐Ÿ˜‚
Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
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Brandon Callen

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him
Y'all want to go riding with Brandon Callen?

Me: No we will die most definitely.
by Jalapeรฑo24 June 27, 2017
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Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. Heโ€™s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandonโ€™s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
Yo look at Brandon! Heโ€™s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.
by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021
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Brandon

A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.
by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018
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